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Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

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Flintstones Vitamins Condom: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a
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Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
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New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

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AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.

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The Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



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